auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.

"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"

by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017

Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 26, 2011

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.

I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.

by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020

Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina

you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it

by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011