ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games

Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!

by High Boss December 9, 2020

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Bitch cricket

Another name for girlfriend or spouse also related to a mud cricket. Probably what they grow up to be.

Hold on the Bitch Cricket is calling.

by Salty captain May 24, 2021

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

by Bye thots September 19, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020