Surprise Stoner

One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.

Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"

by TeamS June 24, 2012

lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018

stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

by Scotty420 May 21, 2014

sophisticated stoner

A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.

Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.

by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018

observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.

"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"

by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014