shoe lace

When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.

"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"

by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 25, 2006

thrown the shoe

The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.

President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."

by cobblersmith December 20, 2008

church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

by Adel May 12, 2018

Shoe-Z

Shoe-Z Shoo zee - verb 1. To take alcohol (predominantly beer) or other liquid into the mouth and swallow it, on the condition it has been poured from a shoe; or: a) an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. b) a shoe or slipper fastened to the foot chiefly by a strip of leather of other material passing between the first and second toes and often attaching to another strip of material, as a strap across the instep or around the ankle.

"Would you like to join me after work at the local nightspot for a shoe-z or two?"

by Hykoo October 25, 2006

office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

by Lancet March 30, 2005

Shoe Stacker

A derogatory term for a woman of mexican or other hispanic descent, brought from the fact that cleaning women of such descent seem to stack pairs of shoe upon one another when they're finished cleaning.

Why the hell would I even want my shoes ontop of eachother?

Cameron: So I hired Maria to clean my house today, and she did a pretty good job. I don't know why you gave her such a bad review, man.
Devin: NO! !Dude, go look at where you usually put your shoes
Cameron: -looks- WHAT THE HELL?
Devin: SHE'S A FILTHY SHOE STACKER.

by Toeface July 19, 2009