Nathan

He is gonna grab you and squeeze you with his fat

Nathan is gay

by Gay reporters September 10, 2020

Nathan

Very weak, and unloved. Cant bench much and is fragile. He is the captain of the girls lacrosse team but is secretly gay...

Hey Nathan am just doing it right?

by ForseeNail97 March 11, 2019

Nathan

A person who likes to sexually touch little children and who indulges in the activity of burning black people on the cross and shouting the N WORD

Nathan is a weirdo

Person 1: Nathan is such a pedo

Person 2: ikr

by Nemper May 2, 2020

Nathan

no matter how much you want to hate him you cant, he draws you back for more, you two are meant to be which isnt a good thing as hes trouble, allways unpredicatble often stoned, hes never in one place for long. trouble follows hima nd anyone whos close to him.

hes such a fucking nathan

by Fuckthisloveshit October 23, 2011

Nathanism

Someone who who follows the doctrine of never being able to tell the truth about anything. A Nathanist will always have a story that one-ups the stories of everyone around him. This may also be referred to as Pulling a Nathan.

A Nathanist always has a story better then yours. Have you ever been sky-diving. A Nathanist has too, but he jumped out of a burning plane without a parachute and used his underwear to safely land instead. He also met Rob Schneider on that plane and they are now best friends. At the heart of Nathanism is the need to be better then everyone.

by Solocon41 August 20, 2010

Nathan

An Asian weiabo obsessed with Pokemon and even the kids who like Pokemon don't like him

Eww! Nathan

by Sherbert366 May 27, 2016

Nathan

that Ethiopian with the fucked up hairline, he acts cool in school, he sucks at soccer, and sucks at Minecraft- thus is the definition

he is so "nathan"

by Sergio Meneces January 23, 2017