salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan April 13, 2018
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Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.
Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo March 01, 2025
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Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle
Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed
by Railsurf November 12, 2019
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