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1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
by Maxi T. December 27, 2024
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Mustache Jackson

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Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025
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gatorade mustache

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When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick
Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!
by samual December 29, 2007
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pimply mustache

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A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
by amoneybitch December 9, 2008
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taziki mustache

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a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.
a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!
by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010
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Pooh mustache

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The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.
Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
by JYW1 January 4, 2011
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Oates Mustache

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A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 29, 2011
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