mangineering

The art, science or action of half assed problem solving. Exemplifies poor decision making and organizational skills and/or lack of foresight. Most often hastily executed by members of the male population who have no interest in fixing or completing a certain project. To be used in cases where a person delivers a sub-par performance or product.

Angie: Nice headlight, Liz. Just how long do you think that zip tie will hold it together?
Liz: Who knows. That's my husband's mangineering for you.

Joy: I had no idea you could use duct tape for weatherstripping.
Heather: Apparently. You learn all kinds of things when you're married to a mangineer.

by grrrl genius August 25, 2009

Mangina tree

Begins with a man arranging his genitals into a mangina. He then adopts a squat position, and slowly rises while sprouting branches with his arms. Often performed in time with slow, sensual music with all his mates taking humiliating photos to be posted on facebook/youtube.
Acknowledged as the punishment for losing by a ten goal margin in Pro Evolution Soccer.
Is sometimes refered to a 'Mangina seed', because the intention is to appear as a seed, sprouting into a Mangina Tree.

'Are we playing mangina rules?'
'Yes'
A 10-0 trashing later...
'MANGINA TREE!!!'

by Bogsyogsy January 11, 2009

Mungi

Perfected by the Samoans in New Zealand, it's similar to the sport of diving however it requires the diver to hit the water on their back to create the biggest possible splash. The bigger the splash the more respect the participant receives. The uce with the biggest splash is seen as the alpha male and gets crowned king of Mangere and the King of beefin's.

Common everyday conversation in a group: "ghee uce, I'm the meanest at mungi's"
"Honest to who?"
"Fuck off shana, I'll fuck you up"
"Gap it you beefin Laqueesha even said I was the best"
"Honest to who?"

by Goatnipples March 9, 2015

Mangina

The fatty area of the lower abdomen, groin area that looks more like a vagina than a penis.

That dude has the biggest mangina I've ever seen.

by Aznativ15 June 18, 2016

manginal discharge

a sticky substance around the hole of the anis that is noted after untucking mangina dor i ski penis.

god Lisa thats alot of manginal discharge around your anis you should really get that checked!

by whipplecityrebel April 15, 2007

Mangina

When someone is born a hermaphrodite, the parents don't care about if its going to turn out to be a boy or a girl, so they ask the doctor to cut off the penis. As the child grows, it'll turn out that it's a boy, but with a vagina.

Albert is sooo cute, I wanted to have sex with him but when I saw his mangina, I was grossed out big time.

by Sexexpert November 23, 2009

munin

An annoying person. Usually sexually unattractive and or gay.

Dude, would you just shut up, you munin.

by Davis Meier January 10, 2006