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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.
That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 2, 2017
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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scaling the mullet

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet
by ryansmith June 1, 2011
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Mullet

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
by Skeet boy September 3, 2022
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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