Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 2, 2014

Mud dusted

Slang for passing gas as you walk in front of someone

you just got mud dusted!

by S.W.J February 22, 2018

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

Mud Locker

The inside of the anus, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. Sometimes referred to as a turd cutter or poop shute.

Chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.

by Wolfedout October 5, 2016

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023