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Gore Mountain

The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...
I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.
by CHicken Sandwich, Trout April 3, 2023
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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Mountain Pretty

A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.
Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.

Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.
by Gottagobye February 14, 2023
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Cougar Mountain

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain
by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018
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Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains
You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!
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Mountain Republic

A country (eg. Andorra, San Marino, Switzerland) Where it's existence is mostly because it's located in a mountain range, not useful to it's surrounding countries.
by a_literate_chicken November 18, 2022
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Boreal Mountain

A decrepit dive bar of a ski resort, usually making the majority of their profit off tourists from a large city that have little experience around snow. These establishments make up for their tourist baiting with a creative park setup.
Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
by Sendy McVibes November 25, 2022
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