Mountain Hoes

Hill-billy strippers.

Me and my homies are having a bunch Mountain Hoes over at the double-wide tonight. Wanna come hang out?

by fred durst 2 June 2, 2023

Balls Mountain

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.

Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!

by Real YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains

You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015

mountain-done

to have finished consuming all or part of your soft drink of the same name. May be conjugated in any of the "do" forms.

ex. 1
guy 1: "Can we go now? Are you mountain-done?"
guy 2: "Only if her name's Kirsten."

ex. 2
gal 1: "Care for a soft drink?"
gal 2: "Nah, thanks, I'm mountain did."

by Germ Lucidius April 6, 2008

Mountain G.O.A.T

The of all the Greatest or highest amongst all the G.O.A.Ts

Amongst all the G.O.A.Ts Biggy is the mountain G.O.A.Ts

by Tamarah Hosten January 29, 2022