minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

yao ming

the sound a cat makes when it flies through a wood chipper

mmbuzzzzzzzz YAO - MINGgggg!!!!!

by Go ROckets!! August 13, 2004

ming it up

started after yao ming came to the United States and became a god. this saying is a way of showing that you are going to do something badass.

im gonna ming it up later on

by pay yo fare March 15, 2005

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

minge sniffing

Is that act of inserting ones nose into a minge and then taking a very long sniff inside. Make sure it is enough time to bring in the fishy sent of your female counter part.

Bro 1: I went minge sniffing last night.
Bro 2: Did you catch the full sent?
Bro 3: Yeah, it's still nice and fishy.

by wasty messiah November 15, 2013

Minge bag

Someone whose being a proper cunt

People who drive like a minge bag

by Gillster June 25, 2018