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Minecraft 1.9

Release 1.9 came out on February 29th, 2016. This update completely revamped the combat system. The most notable things from this update are shields, attack cooldowns and the difference in weapon damage (e.g, Axes).

Despite it being a decent update, it had killed the game for nearly 4 years, and had sparked a lot of debate in the community about whether it was better or worse than the previous combat system.

Although the debate has died down a lot with less people bringing it up for little to no reason, whenever it's brought up, many people make the argument that 1.9 Combat takes no skill, while 1.8 Combat takes no skill, despite both versions having completely different combat.

No resolution to these arguments are really made as both parties decide not to think about the information the person they're arguing with says, or the flaws they point out about their preferred combat version. It is one of, if not the most controversial update in Minecraft history, besides the Beta 1.8 update, which was disliked due to the game having a main objective rather than being an endless survival game.
Minecraft Forums

TheLite_: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9?
JackPM: Personally, I prefer 1.9. Feels more like combat to me.
Masterexploit83: stfu idiot 1.9 is the worst updat ever
JackPM: You got anything to back that claim up?
Masterexplot83: i hope you die loser
Kelp_Shake: Yeah, I also prefer 1.9.

UASDGJAS1093MCa_: yeah me too
PopBob: Hey Guys
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Minecraft 2

A phrase commonly used as a replacement for "I would like to annihilate the swedish people in a very painful way."
Person 1: Oh hey brah! How we doin' man
person 2: Alright.
person 1: It's been a while man, life's so rad! This bands my favorite man, don't you love 'em?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Oh man, you want a beer?
person 2:Alright.
person 1: Oh man, yeah brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad that we're all back together and stuff. This is great man!
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Hey man do you know about the MINECRAFT 2 after the show?
person 2: yeah.
person 1:Oh man, it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked. Take it easy brah!
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Minecraft Effect

When a property starts out insanely popular, but then the general consensus is that it's not popular or not cool, and then later it's insanely popular again and (usually) stays that way
"I used to really like Five Nights at Freddy's, then I hated it, now I like it again" -Luna
"Ah yes, the old Minecraft effect" -Christine
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minecraft fat

A kid/adult who obesses over minecraft and tells everyone about his adventures in minecraft.
Omg Brayden is such a Minecraft Fat, he found diamonds today and told EVRYONE.
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Minecraft egirls

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!
hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.
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Charles Minecraft

Inventer of popular block game Minecraft. He was there when it was created, and he'll be there when it ends.
"You heard the legend of Charles Minecraft"
"Shit's crazy"
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minecraft enjoyer

Someone who plays Minecraft, but isn’t obsessed with it, just enjoys it
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