where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
by koralreef June 1, 2022
Get the Michigan Cleaning mug.Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.
by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023
Get the Michigan Man mug.A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
Get the The Michigan Menace mug.A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023
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Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
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