A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
Get the The Michigan Menacemug. Trenton is a very boring city with a bunch of dying old people and spoiled teenagers especially the hockey players. Speaking of hockey players Trenton High is known for recruiting Kids from surrounding city's no matter how illegal it is according to State sports regulations.
by Big Bill Doyle August 11, 2017
Get the trenton michiganmug. When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
Get the Michigan Flat Tiremug. When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex
by TheHawk98095 January 3, 2017
Get the michigan take outmug. the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games
me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
by lostubbos July 9, 2025
Get the michigan windpipemug. Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
Get the Cedar Springs, Michiganmug. by Nigbob squarecock November 7, 2021
Get the Decatur Michiganmug.