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Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.
I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.
by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020
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Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode
I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.
by katiedids19 May 18, 2018
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Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
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Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint
Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning
by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021
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Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO
You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
by Greg Temple April 11, 2019
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Michigan Tip

A male/female sucking on the tip of the shaft while stroking the rest
that chick from the gorilla cage gave me a Michigan Tip!!!!
by Joseph69 November 30, 2010
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Michigan Chad

A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG
by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018
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