Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.

After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.

by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Michael Afton

Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby

Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother!
Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*

by Krattgirl124 August 9, 2020

Michael McDiddle

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

microturd

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.

This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

michael rosen

a guy who likes chocolate cake

"Hello, my name is Michael Rosen! Oh, my mum used to make me chocolate cake all the time, she did!

by The guy he is looking for February 13, 2020