Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, but instead you might not remember the persons name but you can remember if they got good dick or not.

Dude, I hooked up with Adrian, he saw me at the bar and tried to get me home again and my dickographic memory made me remember it wasn’t that great.

by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022

dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, it’s where you might not remember a guys name but you remember if that dick was good or not.

Dude, this guy I recognized tried to take me home tonight but my dickographic memory reminded his dick wasn’t that good.

by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.

Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.

by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Ms memer group

Msmg is a shitpost stream on website called imgflip. It's literally hell 😀 but still you get addicted if you start using it, and are stuck in hell toxic community forever 😀😀 there's good, ofc. After an arkuum we call saucekuum (or delkuum whatever), sitewide moderators (sitemods) took over msmg.

Person: "damn man, i hate ms memer group"

Person 2: "Y don't you leave then"

Person:"Addicted"

by Fin Weirdo October 28, 2023