Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

hollow meat

A derogatory name for a vagina.

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."

by Svetlan June 18, 2013

tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth

man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo

by buffalo lonestar June 9, 2011

Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

by Jepsee June 16, 2021

brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

Not the term you were looking for?
Also see,
Ball Monocle

Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010

Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021