Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

May 13th

National Hold your crushes hand day

“Hey wanna hold my hand”

“Ew no”

“But it’s May 13th 😏”

“Oh well in that case 😏”

by drekalisous May 10, 2022

May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

May 18

Kiss your crush day

y/n kiss u
U why did you kiss me
y/n it is may 18

by Mcytfan <3 May 17, 2022