Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

Manch

A munch but instead of the enjoyment of eating pussy with nothing in return you eat dick

I’m such a manch

by DoodlyDOUP April 3, 2023

manchesterianese

people that live in manchester that cant talk properly. u can barely understand a word they say bc of their shitty accents

manchesterianese people are clapped

by nhirani24 April 10, 2023

manchild

hugo

"who is the biggest manchild you've ever met"
"hugo"

by itsnotajoke May 7, 2023

Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no”

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

Manchester City

Soccer (football) club that has alot of money and based off of Manchester, England (or UK)

Manchester City fan: Hey I think Manchester City is better than Inter Milan
Inter Milan fan: Ok

by tahhams August 27, 2023

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023