Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy

D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs

by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017

dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis

Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!

by jetgetswet September 11, 2014

muscle pussy

A vagina on a body of substantial muscle. Women bodybuilders, and especially female/trans persons on steroids, create the juxtaposition of masculinity and femininity. A pussy graduates to "muscle" status when it looks like it can put anything that gets close to it in a head lock.

- Wow look at the huge bodybuilder; he must have 22" arms!

- Dude, that's a chick; don't you see that muscle pussy?

by cmusc June 29, 2014

Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis

Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas

by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017

one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle

Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022