one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle

Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

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Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.

Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.

by Pillsdb January 7, 2017

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muscle pussy

A vagina on a body of substantial muscle. Women bodybuilders, and especially female/trans persons on steroids, create the juxtaposition of masculinity and femininity. A pussy graduates to "muscle" status when it looks like it can put anything that gets close to it in a head lock.

- Wow look at the huge bodybuilder; he must have 22" arms!

- Dude, that's a chick; don't you see that muscle pussy?

by cmusc June 29, 2014

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Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

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