Minecraft

a game where you can build, explore, mine, and more! the possibilities are infinite!

I play Minecraft every day

by Unknown_3RR0R May 2, 2022

Minecraft

the best game ever made

why is minecraft so good?

by linktr.ee/jsnap May 3, 2022

Minecraft

A great game if you like raging over a penis shaped green mf blowing up your hole weekends work. Also a game that the kid who's name starts with w wont stop talking about.

"W" kid: I lost all my progress in my Minecraft world! A creeper blew it up! I'm like noooooooooooo at 3 am! LOL

Me: Woopdy FUCKIN doo.

by BO44 May 6, 2022

Minecraft

A game about, as the title says, mining and crafting.

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"

by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022