joe: damn bro have u seen judes new girlfriend?
fred: yeah bro she's an 11/10 and he's funny lookin
joe:*sighs* kmt div 10 pack luck
fred: yeah bro she's an 11/10 and he's funny lookin
joe:*sighs* kmt div 10 pack luck
by #90 June 3, 2023

When you are let go from a job, just look your boss in the eye and say, "Best of luck!" This is synonymous with "Go Fuck Yourself", but it is a much classier way of saying it.
Brian was downsized from his job - when meeting with his boss and getting the news of his termination, Brian looked Mike in the eye and said, Best of Luck! He then got up and left the meeting with his head held high!
by Mr413 July 3, 2025

A “Good Luck Token” is a nude that a female/opposite gender sends before the date of November First aka The Beginning of No Nut November. This provides you with a good luck charm that you can do it, that you can make it to the end of the month.
by Alfie206 October 31, 2019

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023

When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023

by clarisselaruesgf January 18, 2025
