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Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.
Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you
by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020
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Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 9, 2022
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Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
by Ampy2 May 22, 2020
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lonely wine

My Tears supply my lonely wine...
by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017
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Lonely Table

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011
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show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 9, 2016
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Lonely

Being so lonely that you develop depression that you eventually use your powers to create a sitcom show, creating the bridge between alternate realities while letting a crazy ass witch called Agatha Harknss invade your perfect world.
Sam: Hey, do you need help in something?
Sarah: No, I'm lonely
Sam: Didn't if you were lonely or not Ms. Dorothy
Sarah: This is my world, my sitcom and you are trespassing here, so I want you... to... leave ❤
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