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Lizard

"What is Mark Zuckerberg?"
"A lizard"
by Real_shrek June 5, 2018
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lizard

"Lizard" is a nick name for actress Elizabeth Olsen, made by her mother. Lizard might also be another term for her other nickname, "Lizzie".

The nickname Lizard is often used by her mother when voice mailing her, that lasts about 2 or more minutes <3.
Person 1: I just love Lizard Olsen.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.
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lizard

"Lizard" is a nick name for actress Elizabeth Olsen, made by her mother. Lizard might also be another term for her other nickname, "Lizzie".

The nickname Lizard is often used by her mother when voice mailing her, that lasts about 2 or more minutes <3.
Person 1: I just love Lizard Olsen.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.
mugGet the lizardmug.

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz
by Penisiisi September 3, 2021
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Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall
What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”
by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025
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Lizards

Lizards correspond to the NBA basketball Team Washington Wizards. When you are such a bad team in the NBA LIZARDS is the new nickname.
Have you seen the shitty Washington LIZARDS lose again? Westbrick bricked it again? OMG, the Lizards are ass.
by axtrosity April 9, 2021
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