To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
by Liz the Lozer September 05, 2022
When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
by indianlizardKING May 03, 2024
If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 22, 2017
There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.
see also Green Lizardette
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.
see also Green Lizardette
Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
by The_Doctor_11th November 08, 2022