Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

lisa lopane

lisa lopane is the new ice spice and the better iggy

guy 1: who is lisa lopane why everyone sweatin her

guy 2: duh shes the new and improved ice spice

by onlystanz April 23, 2023

The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Lisa

My Lisa is that one and only woman that was made for me

That one’s mine ohhh my Lisa

Omg here comes Lisa he’s a lucky man to have a woman like her she doesn’t even notice me wish my wife looked at me how Lisa

Looks at him, her aura is glowing every man is looking at her and she doesn’t even notice it that man must be something out of this universe to her because I know her he’s the one every one of us worried about including me .

by Bigdaddy20180102 January 20, 2025

Lisa

It's the perfect girl you've ecer seen in ur life. With her long brown hair and her brown eyes she looks perfect no matter if with makeup or without. She is the best friend you can ever have, if something happenes, she is always by ur side. She is the moon and the stars on a cloudless night and the sun on a summer day.

Person 1: Hah, I have a best friend, she is so pretty and perfect.

Person 2: Is her name Lisa?

Person 1: Yes, how did u know?

by Milkywayeatskids November 27, 2021

Lisa

The librarian in Mondstadt and Jean’s girlfriend. She’s kinda hot.

Kaeya: Master Jean, where has Ms Lisa gone?
Jean: She might be in her library, you may look for her there.

by faeray May 14, 2022

Lisa

God's bounty

Lisa's exact words after finding out what her name means. "God is out to get me!Ahhh!!!!!"

by Im eleven June 22, 2021