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Lisa

A teacher who every one hates
She's a lisa
by Rms 71 blackhawk June 26, 2024
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Lisa

A one of a kind, a ten outta nine type of a personality that many crave to experience as their fresh breath of air in a world full of poison!
If you don't have a Lisa, you need to get your whole life in order ASAP and give it all you have because she's is worth it! Love your favorite footwear 😘
by Nonshalonster April 14, 2025
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Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.
Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.
by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022
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Lisa

Lisa is amazingly smart but will never admit it to himself, shy, funny, generous to a fault, one of the best girls to have on your side. he would take a bullet for you if he considers you family.
by Arianagrandesbadussy August 6, 2023
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Lisa

the most perfect girl to ever exist
shes so incredibly stunning its hard to believe that shes even real
also the best friend there ever will be, youd be very lucky to have her as your girlfriend

shes honestly so funny and entertaining youll never get bored with her shes just amazing
my lisa is the most perfect, funny, gorgeous and loveliest girl on this earth<3

i love my lisa<3
by bowie<3 September 20, 2023
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Lisaed

When a girl acts like she loves you until she finds someone/ anyone else
He thought he had a good woman but in the end he got lisaed
by BrianP-185h-org May 4, 2024
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