Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

same letters stall

the phrase \"same letters stall\" implies that two things are essentially the same. most often refers to two unrelated situations being similar.

billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"

billy\'s use of the phrase suggests that, like timmy\'s ex-wife, billy\'s girlfriend has been caught having an affair with billy\'s brother, possibly also in a tub.

the origin of this phrase, is considered to be a line from the movie Detroit Rock City. the line is said by the preist who is the head of the bording school that the one main fellow gets sent to. after fed a pizza by the boys, which secretly had a hallucinagenic mushroom on it, the preist comes to the realization that the names Satan, and Santa, are anagrams of eachother. after making this discovery, the preist says outloud, \"santa...satan...same letters... same guy\"

this is also the origin of the typical response to the phrase \"same letters stall\" which is, \"same letters same guy\". this is normally said while shaking one\'s head in the positive.

billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"
timmy:\"same letters same guy\"

by Jack Radaghast April 26, 2005

Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.

After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.

by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008

Alec Lester

virgin for life, gets absolutely no pussy but tries the hardest.

he’s such an alec lester

by the mega dide May 17, 2018

The letter k

It sucks and the ppl with the letter k in there name are super duper short and look like a geico
and the worst letter in the whole world

I hate “the letter k”

by Henry the fith November 27, 2021

Scarlet Letter

After fucking a girl who's on her period, as you cum, you titty fuck her. Extra props for being able to form the letter A.

My girl was on the rag, but I fucked her anyways, and then I finished it with a Scarlet Letter.

by Hester Prynne November 10, 2008

Lester

(Les'ter) 1. A ridiculous hair cut usually worn by a person
of lesser fortune. *Also see(Schmoe)

2. The nick name used to describe a person with bad taste in generally everthing.

1. "Have you seens Dick's hair lately"?
"He looks like a straight up Lester"!

2."Wow, denim spandix"?
"Nice move Lester"!

by Merriam & Webster February 13, 2008