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blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017
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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together
1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."
by Usul March 8, 2024
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day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
by manfredmanley August 19, 2015
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Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
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.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025
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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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