Kitten Gloves

To handle something with the utmost care.

The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.

by Duckfeet November 17, 2006

Kitten Kicker

Our awesome overlord.

"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"

by fuckingshitbitch January 11, 2008

Kittel

Kittel is a hard hitting badass sumbitch of a hunk.

The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.

I saw, and I said "Damn, Kittel. Kittelkittelkittelkittel. Kittel. What a Kittel. Hunkittel. Kittel."
- Augustus

by 123knowitall September 23, 2013

Dick kinetics

Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.

Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.

"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"

by Mexican Donkey February 27, 2010

Kittan

Why the hell is there a definition for Kittan, but not for Kamina?

Kittan<Kamina

by Lord Kamina December 28, 2008

Flying a kite

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.

My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.

by Beaner 1 October 1, 2010

kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009