That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.
That’s his life.
That’s his life.
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Someone, male or female, is said to have kenenergy when they stand up to their oppressors. They are, usually, depicted as the usurpers by the institutions, even if everyone knows otherwise.
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has MAJOR trust issues and won’t believe a word you say
she will be very loyal but apparently she’s like that with everyone jk it probbaly meant nothing .
she IS blonde (don’t call her brunette or you migjt be buried alive speaking from experience)
she is a very sweet girl that you should cherish and is an amazing friend that will listen to all your problems and daddy issues
has MAJOR trust issues and won’t believe a word you say
she will be very loyal but apparently she’s like that with everyone jk it probbaly meant nothing .
she IS blonde (don’t call her brunette or you migjt be buried alive speaking from experience)
she is a very sweet girl that you should cherish and is an amazing friend that will listen to all your problems and daddy issues
Boy1 : who is that girl standing in the rain at this match
Boy2: oh that’s just keaveney
Boy1: wow i want her fr
Boy2: oh that’s just keaveney
Boy1: wow i want her fr
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He gets no bitches so he turned gay. He got rejected by over 20 women. He has a crush on an anime character, a male one.
He gets no bitches so he turned gay. He got rejected by over 20 women. He has a crush on an anime character, a male one.
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