junk juice

juice to drank to get ya junk swoll.
i drank dis juice it was grape and it got my junk swoll.... it must have been dat "junk juice"
by purplepenguin420 July 24, 2011
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suck my junk

Actual definition means to order oral sex boy to girl. However mostly used to tell someone to go away for show disagreement with a view or as a retaliation to an insult.
Jerry: 'Man you're a twat'
Keith: 'Suck my Junk'

Zack:'Suck my junk bitch'
Kelly:'Hell no Zack'
by Todge February 16, 2008
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Junk in her Trunk

to put ones junk (penis) into another persons trunk (ass)
Male 1: Dude, i totally wanted to do her in the ass, but she said she didnt want my junk in her trunk.

Male 2: That sucks man.
by Cathouse3 October 27, 2009
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boost my junk

The feeling you get after being complimented
2Chainz: Yu know yu fine right
2Necklaces: Yu just boost my junk
by 2Necklaces April 25, 2012
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Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.
by bad dawg November 15, 2004
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suck my junk

a)take a guess
b)the best cs clan ever
a)Hey ho, why don't you suck my junk
b)SMJ roxors the mixor.
by Genevieve's Phone December 13, 2003
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Intellectual Junk Food

Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.
(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.
by Avant Guardian August 21, 2014
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