jouriel

Jouriel stinks

Jouriel always smells bad

by Rodger.432 November 20, 2023

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Jorge

jorge is someone you would love to be around . he’s funny , caring , kind , and overall an amazing person . is personality is unique , and he is really one of a kind . if you find yourself a jorge , try your BEST not to lose him , it will be one of your biggest regrets EVER . jorge is really random , but in a funny way it makes you love his presence way more . he is genuinely an amazing person , a bit awkward but that’s what makes him funnier . you will love every second that you spend with him , it will make you want to spend every second you can with him . he will make you love him without even trying because of how much of a genuine person he is . don’t lose jorge , just trust me on this . honestly jorge isn’t someone that you can not want to be with he is overall an amazing person and really handsome honestly . his smile is so cute and contagious , his laugh is amazing , he’s someone you wouldn’t regret meeting , no matter how it turns out .

me : i miss jorge so much

bsf : stfu girl he don’t gaf abt u
me : okay but you didn’t know him like i did .

by qnpau November 20, 2023

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Jorge is a friend you can always rely on. Whether it’s your darkest secrets or your times in need. He is very athletic and looks forward to his goals in life. Jorge always lends an ear to those close to him and further. He’s a whole mood and the people around him appreciate him. He’s good-looking and has his priorities straight. Hanging out with Jorge has no limits, and he’s willing to do anything for the heck of it. Everybody needs a Jorge.

“That Jorge guy over there is pretty cool.”

by orbital-dragon November 21, 2023

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journeii

a short incompetent fool who is goofy and is useless to society he stinks and will forever be around 4ft to 5ft hes just all around annoying an nobody likes him except his family he will grow to become nothing

yo you see the new guy?

ye, hes weird his names journeii

by peepeepoopoounkown November 27, 2023

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Jurgen leitner

A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

crusty old man

Every body hates jurgen leitner

by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023

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