Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
Get the jonathan mug.He would look like he’s a nice person but would soon turn out that he’s a bad, guy to be with. He would say bad stuff to anyone he’s around. Would always get mad at anything and blame others. He could also be in toxic relationship. with a girl name Sarah if he gets lucky but we would never know.
by WeCanLoveThem April 12, 2019
Get the Jonathan Torres mug.by Dumpsterfire69 October 6, 2020
Get the Jonathan Joestar mug.I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
HeJonathan
by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
Get the Jonathan mug.British slang term for diarrhea.
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
I had the Jonathans this morning.
by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011
Get the Jonathans mug.Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
Get the Jonathan mug.a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
Get the Jonathan mug.