Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack

IS that a jet hag in the air

by dragster for life September 12, 2016

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

Knot Jet

A guy who is so sweaty at fortnite he cant even spell not.

ttv btw

I don t go to scool i play fartknighte so muc, im suc a Knot Jet

by Riarm November 28, 2018

jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017

jets lounge

a place w/ too much fucking arguing owned by a gay fag named landon

fuck jets lounge dean is cooler

by DefinitelyNotDean June 18, 2018