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Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023
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Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared
Jared, what a MOG
by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
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jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
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Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut
I never want to be a Jared Punzalan
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
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Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.
Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!
by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023
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