J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t

Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
or
What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona

by Steely Hill December 10, 2008

Coopy J

The Ultimate Meat rider or commonly referred to as "Coopy J" is an individual who will stop at nothing to be a part of a group, going to extreme lengths just to be recognised by important people. The Coopy J is native to parts of southeast-Queensland but can be found all around the world. It usually has catchphrases that they believe are funny but in reality, aren't. The most common one being "Bruh".

Person 1: "Hey, how's it going Person 2".
Person 2: "Everything is going well; you want to hang out on Saturday".
Person 1: "Su--"
The Coopy J "I would love to hang out with you, Person 1."
Person 1/2 "Shut the fuck up you're a Coopy J".
The Coopy J "Bruh"

by Kall_Me November 5, 2023

miss j

the best teacher in the world

wow you must be miss j

by donkey silly man May 23, 2017

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

J Boy

Any vain Male whose name starts with the letter J

"Holy moly! Did you hear that Jeff forgot the moisturiser again?"

"Don't you mean the J Boy?"

by Jeff Francis Garland August 29, 2022