Dated (Euphemism)

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses

A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.

by DEL83183 April 19, 2009

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

Sushi date

A sushi date is a time when a man and women, most preferred lucy and Aidan, go out to sushi train and the man pays

Owen- when you go on your sushi date how do you cut your sushi? Do you put the soy sauce in the sushi or on top of it?
Aidan- shut up

by Da cocc November 21, 2018

Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.

"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"

by docsky June 14, 2011

dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011

Groundhog date

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.

Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.

by cherryblossom July 4, 2009