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Irish

1) An ethnic group consisting of the indigenous people of the island of Ireland as well as the descendants of those people who immigrated abroad.

2) A citizen of a Republic on some God-forsaken waterlogged island in the north Atlantic who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that the word "Irish" can denote either an ethnicity or a nationality and one does not have to belong to one group to belong to the other.
Irish dude from Boston: OK, I'll try to explain one last time. Here, look at this Venn diagram. It has bright colors and everything. After we get done, you can even use it as a coloring book. There, that's a good boy!

Irish dude from Dublin: *stomps feet, sticks fingers in ears and clenches teeth* *Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! .....

Irish dude from Boston: No wonder my ancestors left that place...
by enfant terrible December 11, 2019
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Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die
Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?
by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018
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irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off
by crazy mexican May 12, 2008
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Irish Chav

The Irish version or the British Chav which is very much different. Those that listen to Trance,Dance and other music of those genres. Usually known as "wannabee knackers" and like to think of any other styles as being incorrect. Usually smoke cigerettes,take drugs and get drunk whenever they can. Wear shellsuits and "NIKE AIR" runners. May not be found wearing Burburry like The British Chav but it is optional. Usually found in any part of Ireland.
Irish Chav: "oui.! wah you lookin ah.? I'll Bate Your Fayce.!"
by Scribbles123 August 30, 2009
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irish cream

Irish cream, aka: semen, sperm, cum, man milk, slut syrup, baby gravy, jizz etc etc.

Another way of saying cum.
"Holy shit man I feel a bit off, think I swilled too much irish cream last night at the gay bar."
by Liqu!d July 5, 2004
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Irish Peel

While hitting it from behind (or when the female is on top) you peel her butt cheeks apart for MAXIMUM PEN!
Last night when I was pummeling Bojangles' vag, I devastated her by performing an Irish Peel!
by O'Boyle October 30, 2008
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Irish Wristwatch

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:
Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*
by ylla1998 November 28, 2011
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