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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
mugGet the kitchen toiletmug.

kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.
Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.
by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013
mugGet the kitchen doomug.

Kitchen Sink It

Process in which you throw everything into something, a document, a list, a box of items, etc. then sort and weed it out later.
I don't know exactly what my boss wants, so It's better to just kitchen sink it for now and figure out what to keep in and what to get rid of latter.
by Patience Q Jones February 6, 2025
mugGet the Kitchen Sink Itmug.

royal soup kitchen

hobos that have orgy's in abandoned cars
god damn they had a royal soup kitchen in my OG Prius yesterday night
by boxcutter014 September 20, 2019
mugGet the royal soup kitchenmug.

kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.
“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof
by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023
mugGet the kitchen anxietymug.

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod
Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH
by Rj12139 May 23, 2023
mugGet the Go back to the kitchenmug.

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