fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

Tub

A 20 dollar bill, called a tub due to the fact that Harriet Tubman is on it.

Hey bro can you spot me a tub for the Micky Ds

by Aljob8spoofard January 26, 2021

Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 16, 2021

National Send a Tub Vid Day

Every June 17th is this holiday. On this day, you must send a video of yourself holding your breath in a bathtub while in the nude if you are asked. The longer, the better!

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s june 17th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Send a Tub Vid Day!”

by ComedyMan96 May 24, 2021

Tub Sub

1. A sub that one eats in a tub, ideally with a group of 4 or more.

While staying at this resort in Las Vegas we took a bath and ate tub subs, it was gross though lettuce got everywhere.

by AprilAndAndy December 30, 2018