Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022

God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 5, 2021

morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.

Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.

by trenton101 August 29, 2016

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014