fair pussy

What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.

I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".

by ibookguy September 7, 2020

Fair

Equally advantageous for both parties

Fair is Cotter & Collins for Corey Thompson

by hdsgfjklshgkl;dsjfklsaj February 21, 2022

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019

hoco fair

The howard County "hoco" fair is one of the most popular places for kids in to go in late August in hoco but it's not how you think it is. It is FILLED with white girls that all wear the same thing. Jean shorts and a crop top. But I'm not complaing🤩. It's one the best places to stay relevant so alot of the Juniors and seniors go but they don't really fit in. Alot of people there are very drunk or above the clouds so everyone ends up hooking up sooner or later. Unless you play soccer. The most popular spot is the place in the middle right next to one of the ticket places. Everyone circles and talks and sorta waits for something to happen. You might ride like three rides there. They all suck. But you gotta love the hoco fair.

Stephanie: heyy Hannah wanna go to the hoco fair this Thursday?
Hannah:sure girl not before I drink till I can't stand and hoeout!

by Drew Peeep! September 21, 2019

Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025