National hump day

It’s that time April 16 go to any girl and put your dick on her and they gotta have a fat ass.

Dry hump nigga you not gonna fuck them you gonna dry hump so national hump day.

by :)(()()))( April 12, 2019

Hump-Unit

A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.

wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."

by scooch17 December 3, 2009

tri-hump-ful entry

achieving penetration into the three most common sexual orifices of a woman in one day. oral, anal, vaginal.

Rich: "hey man, what'd you do last night?"
Eric: "i was so productive last night, I accomplished one of my lifes goals"
Rich: "oh yeah, was it the white dragon?
Eric: "no it was even better, i achieved tri-hump-ful entry"
Rich: "you lucky dog"

by kkid January 7, 2010

scavenger hump

Searching through one's black book, facebook contacts, caller ID logs, etc. for easy sex partners.

Last night I got so horny that I actually scavenger humped Jane. Oy! The shame!

by jfray2 June 25, 2010

Fist Hump

As opposed to a fist pump, a fist hump is the act of masturbating ater being defeated in some form of competition.

"Rodney really got his ass handed to him in that match, nothing left but a fist hump for him"

by Heeeeenk December 24, 2011

bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.

I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.

by Sadie Salacious May 4, 2014

Hungry hump

The large, protruding, meaty fold of skin at the base of the head in obese individuals. The fatpad is especially prominent in men with bald heads.

These football linemen are tough to catch, maybe I should grab on to their hungry hump for better leverage. fathead, bighead, hoghead, obese, fat, chunky, tubby

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015