Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.

Hey baby wanna do the Alabama hot pocket

by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019

Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time

last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks

by Kredddd April 20, 2017

Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .

That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket

by McCray September 19, 2016

Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025

Hot pocket

Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.

He hot pocket my vajayjay!

by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021