Skip to main content

housekat

A 10 on the cute scale of 1-10. She is clever and delicious. A play on house dance and the beginning of her name.
Guy: Housekat! Make me a sandwich!
Housekat: *bats eyelashes*
by misterawersome August 12, 2009
mugGet the housekat mug.

house crazy

attire not fitting for others to see;

the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;

the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;

the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.

I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!

Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
by jobabes February 10, 2010
mugGet the house crazy mug.

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
by Truthbot July 22, 2012
mugGet the house burger mug.

house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
mugGet the house brown mug.

House party tetris

The act of moving furniture frantically moving furniture back to its original place while under the influence at a house party.
"Yeah we all had to play some serious house party Tetris at Dyllan's graduation party."
by SuppaSh33p July 27, 2014
mugGet the House party tetris mug.

House quail

A subtle term to refer to a cock tease
That fucking house quail led me on all night . Now I got blue balls.
by Superdan8504 May 24, 2016
mugGet the House quail mug.

house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 9, 2017
mugGet the house crawl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email