The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.
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You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
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Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.
Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters
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some examples: (not nessisarily true for everyone)
- Information should be without restrictions.
- It is okay to mistrust authorities.
- Computers are good.
some examples: (not nessisarily true for everyone)
- Information should be without restrictions.
- It is okay to mistrust authorities.
- Computers are good.
by hac! July 3, 2008
Get the hacker ethic mug.A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*
Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.
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