John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

Hurted

A deeper, more intense form of "hurt." Often used to express overwhelming pain — emotional or physical — especially when "hurt" feels too weak or clinical. Common in casual, emotional, or childlike speech.

" I tripped off my bike, and it hurted alot after I went head first. "

by therealityyy September 11, 2025

hurt

looks are beyond suspicious in a negative way therefore they have a bad body, face, and personality therefore making them hurt

Ole shawty at the beach tried to get my snap but she was hurt. she was fat and ugly

by rodrobinson2 June 27, 2020

Hurted

Past tense of hurt u fatty

Hurted is a word

by HAHA FATTY GAY November 8, 2020

Hurted

When V*** questions your super skilled english

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A fancy word for ouch

Did you do the math homework?

No it made my brain hurted

by Stanloooona August 14, 2018

You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024