Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Grateful, never hateful

This is an expression that depicts one should always have gratitude and be grateful, never hateful.

Listen here, Linda. Grateful, never hateful!

You know what.. Grateful, never hateful.

by LingDanc803 July 6, 2023

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

Grateful

When someone is grateful for something they received

"I'm grateful for this gift"

by Matthew Hennessey-clark July 25, 2023

Glutenphobia

The fear of gluten

I hope this water is gluten free water brand, ever the simplest products make my glutenphobia act up.

by GFWB August 7, 2023

Gratefool

Someone who seeks to dupe others into thinking they are spiritual AF, by sprinkling the word ”grateful" into every conversation. Yet, somehow, they never call out or get around to what exactly, if anything they are grateful for.

If that Gratefool spiritually bypassed me one more time, I was gonna lose my zen

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

glute spreader

A real pain in the ass

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader

by Phudd December 11, 2023