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gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)
I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.
by KevinC256 March 8, 2007
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government

the people who are in charge of our planet.
generally a bunch of unprincipled crooks, but still better than the alternative.
the government lied about where the money was going.
by lalaaa. March 7, 2008
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government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do
person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
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Gojira

A term in which a male figure inserts himself kindly into another male figure, causing the two to be bonded by joy, pain, bloody-shit and, well, cock-to-ass.
Last night Jim gave me a Gojira, does that mean we're going steady?
by Can'tThinkOfABetterName February 8, 2017
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A movement that seeks to abolish the government of the United States and let each state be it's own nation.
by Judge dredd7 October 19, 2011
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government

the government is an organization designed to help guide the well being of all people of a country; mainly interested in pursuing the betterment of the country and advancement of its own citizens through growth in technology and the economy...when controlled by the republicans.
however when it is controlled by the democrats: an organization that models its plan after robin hood by taking large masses of money from the hard working upper middle class in the form of taxes and giving it to the undeserving lazy lower class that made several decisions that continuously fucked up their lives to the point where they now live off of the higher taxes of the wealthier and harder working.
republican- lets spend government collected money on furthering education so everyone can learn and have an equal chance at a future without poverty

democrat- screw edukachon, i be needin mo' food stamps. edukachon aint never got me no where an' it aint worth shit. the rich people are the only ones who be gettin edukachon round here. public schools be to racist and dont help
by republicansqueaks21 January 7, 2008
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United States Federal Government

Whitey's evil plan to keep the black man down. See also nazi government.
Yo, the United States Federal Government has a a crazy trip on yo ass.
by JMB November 15, 2003
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